Pregnant Dreams

For you ladies that have been pregnant, you have to know what I'm talking about. For those you getting ready to get pregnant or sometime in the future will be pregnant, listen up. There are many "side effects" to pregnancy that you don't know about until you are here my friends. Some of them are great! For instance, my hair is growing at a rapid pace, and we all remember when I donated my hair for locks of love over a year ago, I'm begging it to grow!! There is a great book I highly suggest to you, Jenny McCarthy's book, Belly Laughs. Entertaining and true!! Don't tell, but Daniel has even read the whole book! lol
So one of the symptoms that I didn't know existed were these crazy dreams. Sometimes horrific and sometimes just plain odd dreams. I have read that it's homorone and anxiety related. I guess if you blend a horomonal woman with anxiety about birth, pregnancy, stretch marks, etc... you get crazy pregnant dreams! Did all you math whizzes catch that?
Last night I was trying out for highschool cheerleader again, at a different highschool. I think I made them up in my dream, our mascot was the wild cat. haha I giggle at myself just thinking about it. In my dream, I had to make up a cheer for tryouts and I think it was getting pretty good until the coach (who looked like a beauty queen) asked me how old I was and I said, "uhhh 25." Which by the way in real life I'm 26, so did I lie in my dream or was I confused.... also weird.
A few nights ago I was a nurse, which at best I have some first aid skills you need a bandage I can stick that on, you need some perxoide to wash out a wound I can pour, you need your ankle wrapped with an ace bandage... that's taking it a little too far. I'll probably cut your circulation off. So me being a nurse is quite the stretch, but in my dream I was and damn good at it. I even wore a nurse hat and outfit from like the 1960's or a sexy Halloween costume. Anyway I was treating this girl that was probably 2 who was addicted to heroine. That was awful. I was trying to break her of this habit and her drug dealers were trying to hurt me and this little girl was crazy. It was sooo weird. I think I dreamed this because they keep showing on access hollywood about that little boy who smoke 2 packs of cigrettes a day in some foregin country.
http://www.parentdish.com/2010/05/26/boy-2-smokes-two-packs-a-day/
Which if I talk about that long, this post will turn into a rant or a rave. On to the next dream.
Last week I delievered my own child. That's right I did it myself. First I'm cheerleader, then I'm a nurse, now I'm a doctor. Good news is that labor and delivery didn't hurt, I guess I got the epidural? The nurses were standing around my bed watching my push and I reached down and literally pulled the baby out. Yes I know you are probably grimacing about now, but a dream is a dream and delievery will actually be far more gross than that. So for everyone who will be pregnant in the future prepare to dream crazy shit.